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This is adrian the donkey. He is sad cos he only got 3 legs. He lost the other one in `nam.


Here is a story especially for trees

The Man who invented cheese.

THE START

One day, David held aloft an inverted buttock

THE MIDDLE

By the time he reached the bus stop, killer donkeys had taken over the world.

THE END

cheese



TIP OF THE DAY

Remove one of your body organs every day for a thorough clean with Daz. Repeat over a 3 week rota, and you will live for an extra hour.


An egg over the moon

When christine the leper sank her teeth into the eiffel tower, a slightly overcooked gibbon called Majorcan Jim discovered a fifth dimension in his sock drawer. These two momentus events led to the discovery of the steam turbine wallpaper stripper, which revolutionised Japans key cuting industry.

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