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"drink my monkey custard" TM - for all the family!


This baa lamb is sad. He is sad cos his name is ken.

Here is a story especially for eggs

The Man who ate his nan.

THE START

One day, Kevin had a sore bungalow.

THE MIDDLE

So he decorated his nan in a floral design and baked her at gas mark 5 for 4 leap years

THE END

Then he ate her


TIP OF THE DAY

Always hang aardvarks at right angles to french windows. This will produce a doppler affect, and give a room a spacious feeling

A snowing hammer

When a hammer snows, its time to cook your pubic rabbit. This thursday, every man and cow north of watford will take part in the national bladder snorting contest. The winner receives a life time supply of coffins.

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Magaluf is a small island in the weird capital of majorca. Two years ago, Margaret Thatcher led a team of trained apes on an expedition, which culminated in invading a bookshop. Then they went home. Majorca was discovered under Sven the baptists fridge in 1862, when he sneezed a chutney castle from his urn.