BODYPARTS! Majorca is weird. show your pants!

Ah! majorca. where magaluf is a weird holiday destination, and bodyparts are the name of the weird game! Bodyparts is weird weird weird! You are odd odd odd! And we are strange! what? If you do not like bodyparts or surreal things, please leave now. weird.

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Send me your bodypart now!: Greg the Spider

Bodyparts. Send me your weird animal pictures, personal bodyparts, or stupid stories and be rewarded with a stupid penguin who sings odd and surreal songs about holidays and magaluf.(Penguin not included)

You like strange stories with no meaning?

"Eat my Spain"^TM - for all the family! weird.

This horsey is from Majorca. He eats weird donkeys. So do I. I ride my horsey every year, except 1987 when I fell of and broke my pants.

Here is a story especially for gnomes

The Man who stole an egg.

THE START

One day, Alan the arthritic gibbon had a diabetic idea.

THE MIDDLE

He would run to school on his udders. When he arrived, he realised he had lost his lunch time egg. So he immediately ran home to digest his own underpants

THE END

Then his arm fell off

TIP OF THE DAY

soak a chicken in lard for 3 hours before attempting a land speed record. This should help ease nerves, and promotes a feeling of justice within

The Old Donkeys Hammer

Last thursday evening, a small insignificant donkey named Frederick boiled his socks in a dusty atom chamber. When he returned to his rear legs, he discovered two pints of leprosy were stuck to his inner ear. So he ate three armadillos and regurgitated an egg timer. This caused the swedish population to simultaneously combust, and all the worlds supply of haddock sang in the key of E.

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